Trump’s Big League Box Review
A Potus Subscription Box
There are a number of other fun subscriptions that you can actually get something of value for your $69.
Our reviewerThree Better Places For That $69
Our reviewer never actually received the Big League Box before writing this — subscribers are told to expect Trump/Pence shirts, mugs and hats, sold as "vintage gear" and explicitly not tax-deductible, for a $69 price tag.
That's the entire pitch: political merchandise sold as a subscription, marketed as a way to support a cause rather than to obtain wearable value obviously worth $69.
Rather than review a box that never arrived, the piece pivots to alternatives that put $69 to clearer use: Hello Fresh delivers meal kits at $9.99 a meal (with a $40-off first-order coupon), BurgaBox sends two burgers, a pound of fries and two pounds of mac and cheese for $65 a month, and VineBox ships three glasses of wine a month for $30 — enough to double up for the same $69 with a $10-off coupon applied.
None of the three is framed as the definitive replacement — they simply illustrate how much further $69 stretches on food or drink than on branded merchandise.
At a 5 out of 10, the Big League Box earns its score less for what it delivers and more for what it doesn't: a subscription anyone could redirect toward something with actual, repeatable value.
We Recommend This To Readers Who:
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Want to actually cook something
Hello Fresh delivers a week of recipes and ingredients at $9.99 a meal, with $40 off a first order.
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Prefer grilling to cooking
BurgaBox sends two burgers, a pound of fries and two pounds of mac and cheese for $65 a month.
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Would rather drink than eat
VineBox ships three glasses of wine for $30 a month — doable twice over for the same $69.
Skip The Box, Keep The $69
Between Hello Fresh, BurgaBox and VineBox, there are better ways to spend $69 than on branded, non-deductible merchandise.
